Tesla’s Optimus Action Figure Sells Out Faster Than a Roadster
Remember those long-lost days when the only thing Tesla sold out of was its cars? The electric automaker has a new hot-ticket item: a miniature version of their humanoid robot, Optimus. This little fella stands tall at 7 inches and boasts a whopping 20 points of articulation. That’s more moving parts than some of my old jalopies!
Priced at a modest $40, this pint-sized bot flew off the shelves faster than a Ludicrous Mode Model S Plaid. Within 24 hours of its release, the Tesla Bot Action Figure was sold out, leaving many fans empty-handed and prompting a frenzy on eBay. Some listings even dared to reach nearly the four-figure mark, making one wonder if these were action figures or rare vintage wines.
This isn’t Tesla’s first venture into the world of non-automotive merchandise. The company has a knack for turning everyday items into must-have collectibles. Remember the CyberStein, that angular mug? Or the Giga Texas belt buckle that could probably double as a weapon in a pinch? And, of course, the infamous CyberHammer, a tool that probably cost more than my first car.
But back to our little robotic friend. This 1:10 scale action figure is a dead ringer for the real-life Optimus, the humanoid robot that Elon Musk promises will revolutionize the world by 2026. While we wait for the real deal to walk among us, this miniature version can keep us company. It even comes with its own stand and a mini CyberHammer.
Tesla’s website describes the action figure as a “mini autonomous assistant and humanoid friend.” It might not be able to do your laundry or cook you dinner just yet, but it’s certainly a conversation starter. And by the looks of it, one day, it’ll be worth a small fortune. After all, it’s not every day you can own a piece of the future.
If you’re lucky enough to snag one of these little bots, hold onto it tight. It might be the key to your retirement fund one day. Or, at the very least, it’ll make a great addition to your collection of quirky Tesla memorabilia. Just don’t try to send it to work in your place; I don’t think it’ll pass for a human just yet.
